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Nestled in the peaceful boundaries of landscapes of bliss, calm and relaxation, the citizens of Germany are rudely being awakened, jolted and shocked by a most hideous creature, place of origin unknown.

Consider the family of four who had packed their clothes, coolers brimming with vodka and two, almost adult kids, each a boy, about sixteen and seventeen years of age, who decided to get away from the rustle and bustle for a three day weekend. All scenarios resulted with the regular expectations as they had numerous times previously when they made the same journey, in pursuit of fresh air, rolling landscapes and anywhere a phone could not reach them.

All things seemed perfectly normal. Their vintage automobile pressed into each corner of a daunting hill, screeching the tires once in a while. The teens were soundly asleep with dreams of who knows what, but since one of the boys developed some drool dripping from the shadow of his lips, one might guess their thoughts were of enjoyment and pleasure not yet experienced.

Sara, the wife, also was in a deep slumber, probably caused by the jarring white noise of the car engine surging itself up yet another grueling hill.

We should all be counting our lucky stars there was an evidently, hidden camera, ironically perfectly positioned to capture what was to unfold. Maybe, a fluke being the same time K-fee energy drink was to be introduced to the country. What was clearly meant to be a commercial representing a tranquil setting was unfortunately thrust into the soon to be legendary scary German energy drink commercial , maybe 180 degrees in the reverse direction of all plans, rehearsals, and run-throughs.

Not a single soul could have predicted it, and unless there was video proof, the good people of Germany may not be pacing frantically, losing sleep and up at all hours completely baffled and flabbergasted by what was recorded. Although there is video proof, to date, German officials have kept quiet about what happened that day. Maybe to purposely keep it under the rug, or act like it never was captured on film, but one thing is for certain, the rest of the world will never be the same again. The invasion has begun.

Naturally higher than a kite on most days, Dave is known as the fellow who likes to drink energy drinks and has been captivating a growing audience every energy drinks pass his lips. To note, you are invited, while the fun continue.

- Dave Esposito